Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday May 18, 2018
A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed...A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in,
He committed a sin,
Without even leaving his grodge. A cautious young fellow named Lodge,
Had seatbelts installed...A cautious young fellow named Lodge,
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
With his date all strapped in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.
-- "A Boy and His Dog" There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long...There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! There was a young lady named Clair
Who possessed a magnificent...There was a young lady named Clair
Who possessed a magnificent pair;
At least so I thought
Till I saw one get caught
On a thorn, and begin losing air. There was an old woman of Ghent
Who swore that her cunt had...There was an old woman of Ghent
Who swore that her cunt had no scent.
She got fucked so often
At last she got rotten,
And didn't she stink when she spent.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday May 18, 2018
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