Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday May 9, 2018
There once was a man named Lodge,
who had seatbelts installed...There once was a man named Lodge,
who had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in,
He committed a sin,
without ever leaving the garage. There was a young fellow named Bill,
Who took an atomic pill,
...There was a young fellow named Bill,
Who took an atomic pill,
His navel corroded,
His asshole exploded,
And they found his nuts in Brazil.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday May 9, 2018
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