Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday February 25, 2019

A lecherous barkeep named Dale, After fucking his favorite...
A lecherous barkeep named Dale, After fucking his favorite female, Mixed Drambuie and scotch With the cream in her crotch For a lustier, Rusty-er Nail.

There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out...
There was a young lady named Mable Who liked to sprawl out on the table, Then cry to her man, "Stuff in all you can -- Get your ballocks in, too, if you're able."

The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door. He said,...
The soldier came knocking upon the queen's door. He said, "I am not fighting for you any more." The queen knew she had seen his face someplace before, And slowly she let him inside. He said, "I see you now, and you're so very young,...