Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday June 19, 2019

Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.

There was a teenager named Donna Who never said, "No,...
There was a teenager named Donna Who never said, "No, I don't wanna." Two days out of three She would shoot LSD, And on weekends she smoked marijuana.

There was a young girl from Peru, Who noticed her lovers were...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who noticed her lovers were few; So she walked out her door With a fig leaf, no more, And now she's in bed - with the flu.