Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday June 8, 2019

A certain young man, it was noted, Went about in the heat...
A certain young man, it was noted, Went about in the heat thickly-coated; He said, "You may scoff, But I shan't take it off; Underneath I am horribly bloated." -- Edward Gorey

There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Saphire Who succumbed to her lovers desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's...
To be a kind of moral Unix, he touched the hem of Nature's shift. -- Shelley

The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...