Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday June 25, 2019
A lady both callous and brash
Met a man with a vast black...A lady both callous and brash
Met a man with a vast black moustache;
She cried, "Shave it, O do!
And I'll put it with glue
On my hat as a sort of panache."
-- Edward Gorey A sex-loving coed named Bree
Caught the clap from her Apple...A sex-loving coed named Bree
Caught the clap from her Apple IIE.
The joystick, she found,
Had been fooling around
With a neighboring student's PC. There once was a lady named Clair,
Who posessed a magnificent...There once was a lady named Clair,
Who posessed a magnificent pair.
Or that's what I thought,
Till I saw one get caught,
On a thorn and begin losing air. There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long...There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! There was a young lady named Dot
Whose cunt was so terribly...There was a young lady named Dot
Whose cunt was so terribly hot
That ten bishops of Rome
And the Pope's private gnome
Failed to quench her Vesuvial twat.
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday June 25, 2019
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