Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday June 22, 2019

There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with...
There once was a young man from Yuma Who attempted sex with a puma He gave up real quick Minus nose, toes, and prick In obvious pain and ill huma.

There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale...
Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Movie!!