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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday January 26, 2020


A desperate spinster from Clare Once knelt in the moonlight...
A desperate spinster from Clare Once knelt in the moonlight all bare, And prayed to her God For a romp on the sod-- 'Twas a passerby answered her prayer.

The latest reports from Good Hope State that apes there have...
The latest reports from Good Hope State that apes there have pricks thick as rope, And fuck high, wide, and free, From the top of one tree To the top of the next -- what a scope!

A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without...
A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).

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