Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday February 12, 2021

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money...
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money. -- Arthur Miller

There once was a monk of Camyre Who was seized with a carnal...
There once was a monk of Camyre Who was seized with a carnal desire And the primary cause Was the abbess's drawers Which were hung up to dry by the fire.

There was a young fellow of Perth Whose balls were the finest...
There was a young fellow of Perth Whose balls were the finest on earth. They grew to such size That one won a prize, And goodness knows what they were worth.