Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday October 13, 2023

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.

What if there had been room at the inn? --...
What if there had been room at the inn? -- Linda Festa on the origins of Christianity

There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover,...
There was a young lady from Siam Who said to her lover, one Kiam, "You may kiss me of course, But you'll have to use force. Though god knows you're stronger than I am."

The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else...
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash

The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers...
The difference between us is not very far, cruising for burgers in daddy's new car.