Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday October 15, 2023

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.

We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure...
We could do that, but it would be wrong, that's for sure. -- Richard Nixon

We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place...
We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place. -- John Berryman

Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few ...
Wilcox's Law: A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

A fisherman off of Cape Cod Said, "I'll bugger that tuna,...
A fisherman off of Cape Cod Said, "I'll bugger that tuna, by God!" But the high-minded fish Resented his wish, And nimbly swam off with his rod.

There was a young girl from Seattle, Whose hobby was sucking...
There was a young girl from Seattle, Whose hobby was sucking off cattle. But a bull from the South Shot a wad in her mouth That made both her ovaries rattle.

There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had...
There was an old woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt had no scent. She got fucked so often At last she got rotten, And didn't she stink when she spent.