Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 21, 2023

A highly aesthetic young Jew Had eyes of a heavenly blue; ...
A highly aesthetic young Jew Had eyes of a heavenly blue; The end of his dillie Was shaped like a lilly, And his balls were too utterly two!

A spunky young schoolboy named Fred Used totoss off each night...
A spunky young schoolboy named Fred Used totoss off each night while in bed. Said his mother, "Dear lad, That's exceedingly bad-- Jump in here with your mamma instead."

There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in...
There once was a man from Calcutta Who used to beat off in the gutta The heat of the sun Affected his gun And turned all his cream into butta!

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There once was a young man named Gene, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a young man named Gene, Who invented a screwing machine. Concave and convex, It served either sex, And it played with itself inbetween.

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.