Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday May 1, 2023

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to...
A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea. -- John Ciardi

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives...
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.