Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday May 3, 2023
A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexhedronical ball,
...A mathematician named Hall
Had a hexhedronical ball,
And the square of its weight
Times his pecker's, plus eight,
Was four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck-all. It had snowed, and the man in the drift,
Flagged her down...It had snowed, and the man in the drift,
Flagged her down and asked, "Give me a lift?"
They sat in her Bentley,
She fondled him gently,
And the lift that he'd asked for was swift!
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday May 3, 2023
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