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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday May 22, 2023


There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have...
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? A: The same middle name.

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