Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday May 9, 2023

Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings...
Weinberg's Second Law: If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt...
A father doesn't destroy his children. -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?", stardate 3468.1.

A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on...
A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away. -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown