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All syllogisms have three parts, therefore this is not a syllogism.
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All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can,
too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you
subscribe to the Wall Street Journal, a business-related newspaper, you
can deduct the cost of your house, because, in the words of U.S.
Supreme Court Chief Justice Warren Burger in a landmark 1979 tax
decision: "Where else are you going to read the paper? Outside? What
if it rains?"
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
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All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
-- La Rochefoucauld
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by
the government in less than a second.
-- Jim Fiebig
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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
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All the world's a VAX,
And all the coders merely butchers;
They have their exits and their entrails;
And one int in his time plays many widths,
His sizeof being N bytes. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the Regent's arms.
And then the whining schoolboy, with his Sun,
And shining morning face, creeping like slug
Unwillingly to school.
-- A Very Annoyed PDP-11
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All theoretical chemistry is really physics;
and all theoretical chemists know it.
-- Richard P. Feynman
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All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.
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All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for
fun. Money's just the way we keep score.
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All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.