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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1061 of 2327

If there really was a Jewish conspiracy to run the world, my rabbi would
have let me in on it by now.  I contribute enough to the shule.
                -- Saul Goodman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1062 of 2327

If there was in justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1063 of 2327

If there were a school for, say, sheet metal workers, that after three
years left its graduates as unprepared for their careers as does law
school, it would be closed down in a minute, and no doubt by lawyers.
                -- Michael Levin, "The Socratic Method
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1064 of 2327

If they sent one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1065 of 2327

If they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical,
go crude.  I'm a very technical boy.  So I get as crude as possible.  These
days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even aspire
to crudeness...
                -- Johnny Mnemonic
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1066 of 2327

If they were so inclined, they could impeach
him because they don't like his necktie.
                -- Attorney General William Saxbe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1067 of 2327

If things don't improve soon, you'd better ask them to stop helping you.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1068 of 2327

If this fortune didn't exist, somebody would have invented it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1069 of 2327

If this is timesharing, give me my share right now.
It's not time yet.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1070 of 2327

If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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