Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy

If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves.  The wicked, who have
something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because
they know how it's done, and for booty.  You can offer them things because
they will take them.  Because they have no hesitations.  You can hang them
if they get out of step.  Let me have men about me that are utter villains
-- provided that I have the power, the absolute power, over life and death.
                -- Hermann Goering

If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.

If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.

If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire
deeper insights into what you believe?  The things most worth reading
are precisely those that challenge our convictions.

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
                -- Swami Prabhupada

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
                -- Wilson Mizner

If you stew apples like cranberries,
they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
                -- Groucho Marx