Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you remember the 60's, you weren't there.

If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire
deeper insights into what you believe?  The things most worth reading
are precisely those that challenge our convictions.

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
                -- Swami Prabhupada

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
                -- Wilson Mizner

If you stew apples like cranberries,
they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
                -- Groucho Marx

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

If you stick your head in the sand,
one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.

If you suspect a man, don't employ him.