Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.

I'm sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.

I'm sorry I missed.
                -- Squeaky Fromme

I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.

I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.

I'm successful because I'm lucky.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking
a customer.  "Let me wrap your head in a towel."
        "That's all right," said the customer.  "I'll just take it home under
my arm."

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
                -- Gilbert & Sullivan, "The Pirates of Penzance"

I'm very old-fashioned.  I believe that people should marry for life,
like pigeons and Catholics.
                -- Woody Allen

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
                -- A. Einstein