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Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations
Various signs in Poland:
Right turn toward immediate outside.
Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons.
Five o'clock tea at all hours.
In a men's washroom in Sidney:
Shake excess water from hands, push button to start,
rub hands rapidly under air outlet and wipe hands
on front of shirt.
-- Colin Bowles, San Francisco Chronicle
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A man who bites the hand that feeds him,
and then complains of indigestion.
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Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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A villainous compound of tannogallate of iron, gum-arabic,
and water, chiefly used to facilitate the infection of
idiocy and promote intellectual crime.
-- H.L. Mencken
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Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one
-- Joan Didion, "On Self Respect"
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Innovation is hard to schedule.
-- Dan Fylstra
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Insanity is considered a ground for divorce, though by the very same
token it is the shortest detour to marriage.
-- Wilson Mizner
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Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids!