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INTERPRETER:
One who enables two persons of different languages to understand
each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the
interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
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Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
-- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1558 of 2327 |
INTOXICATED:
When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1559 of 2327 |
Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.
INSTRUCTION SET
Code Mnemonic What
0 NOP No Operation
1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)
Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1560 of 2327 |
Invest in physics -- own a piece of Dirac!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1561 of 2327 |
Involvement with people is always a very delicate thing --
it requires real maturity to become involved and not get all messed up.
-- Bernard Cooke
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1562 of 2327 |
I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1563 of 2327 |
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In Ellen's house it is warm and toasty while fuzzies play in the snow outside.
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IOT trap -- core dumped
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IOT trap -- mos dumped
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