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Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?
-- Dorothy Parker, "Theory"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1558 of 2327 |
INTOXICATED:
When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1559 of 2327 |
Introducing, the 1010, a one-bit processor.
INSTRUCTION SET
Code Mnemonic What
0 NOP No Operation
1 JMP Jump (address specified by next 2 bits)
Now Available for only 12 1/2 cents!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1560 of 2327 |
Invest in physics -- own a piece of Dirac!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1561 of 2327 |
Involvement with people is always a very delicate thing --
it requires real maturity to become involved and not get all messed up.
-- Bernard Cooke
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1562 of 2327 |
I/O, I/O,
It's off to disk I go,
A bit or byte to read or write,
I/O, I/O, I/O...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1563 of 2327 |
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In Ellen's house it is warm and toasty while fuzzies play in the snow outside.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1564 of 2327 |
IOT trap -- core dumped
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1565 of 2327 |
IOT trap -- mos dumped
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Iowa State -- the high school after high school!
-- Crow T. Robot
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