Freebsd Fortunes 4

Johnny Carson's Definition:
        The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
        in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
        taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.

Johnson's First Law:
        When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
        most inconvenient possible time.

Johnson's law:
        Systems resemble the organizations that create them.

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country.  It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle.  The first person to do anything loses.

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting,
exciting people, and kill them.

Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands,
meet exciting interesting people, and kill them.

Jones' First Law:
        Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
        endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an
        obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
        importance of their original contribution.

Jones' Second Law:
        The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
        to blame it on.

Joshu:  What is the true Way?
Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
J:      Can I study it?
N:      The more you study, the further from the Way.
J:      If I don't study it, how can I know it?
N:      The Way does not belong to things seen: nor to things unseen.
        It does not belong to things known: nor to things unknown.  Do
        not seek it, study it, or name it.  To find yourself on it, open
        yourself as wide as the sky.

Journalism is literature in a hurry.
                -- Matthew Arnold