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Leave no stone unturned.
                -- Euripides
 
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Lee's Law:
        Mother said there would be days like this,
        but she never said that there'd be so many!
 
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
 
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Leibowitz's Rule:
        When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
        finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
 
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Lemma:  All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
        Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all
        horses in that set are the same color.
        Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses.  Pull one of these
        horses out of the set, so that you have k horses.  Suppose that all
        of these horses are the same color.  Now put back the horse that you
        took out, and pull out a different one.  Suppose that all of the k
        horses now in the set are the same color.  Then the set of k+1 horses
        are all the same color.  We have k true => k+1 true; therefore all
        horses are the same color.
Theorem: All horses have an infinite number of legs.
Proof (by intimidation):
        Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs.  It
        is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs in
        back.  4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a
        horse to have!  Now the only number that is both even and odd is
        infinity; therefore all horses have an infinite number of legs.
        However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not have an
        infinite number of legs.  Well, that would be a horse of a different
        color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist.
 
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Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.
 
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Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
 
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Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.
 
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LEO (Jul. 23 to Aug. 22)
        Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won't even help you today.
        Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you.  Be on
        your toes.  Brush your teeth.  Take Geritol.
 
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LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
        You consider yourself a born leader.  Others think you are pushy.
        Most Leo people are bullies.  You are vain and dislike honest
        criticism.  Your arrogance is disgusting.  Leo people are thieves.
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