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Leave no stone unturned.
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Mother said there would be days like this,
but she never said that there'd be so many!
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Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
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When hammering a nail, you will never hit your
finger if you hold the hammer with both hands.
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Lemma: All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all
horses in that set are the same color.
Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses. Pull one of these
horses out of the set, so that you have k horses. Suppose that all
of these horses are the same color. Now put back the horse that you
took out, and pull out a different one. Suppose that all of the k
horses now in the set are the same color. Then the set of k+1 horses
are all the same color. We have k true => k+1 true; therefore all
horses are the same color.
Theorem: All horses have an infinite number of legs.
Proof (by intimidation):
Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs. It
is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs in
back. 4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a
horse to have! Now the only number that is both even and odd is
infinity; therefore all horses have an infinite number of legs.
However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not have an
infinite number of legs. Well, that would be a horse of a different
color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist.
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Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.
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Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.
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Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.
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LEO (Jul. 23 to Aug. 22)
Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won't even help you today.
Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you. Be on
your toes. Brush your teeth. Take Geritol.
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LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy.
Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest
criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.