Freebsd Fortunes 4

Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.

Lend money to a bad debtor and he will hate you.

Lensmen eat Jedi for breakfast.

LEO (Jul. 23 to Aug. 22)
        Your presence, poise, charm and good looks won't even help you today.
        Look over your shoulder; an ugly person may be following you.  Be on
        your toes.  Brush your teeth.  Take Geritol.

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
        You consider yourself a born leader.  Others think you are pushy.
        Most Leo people are bullies.  You are vain and dislike honest
        criticism.  Your arrogance is disgusting.  Leo people are thieves.

LEO (July 23 - Aug 22)
        Your determination and sense of humor will come to the fore.  Your
        ability to laugh at adversity will be a blessing because you've got
        a day coming you wouldn't believe.  As a matter of fact, if you can
        laugh at what happens to you today, you've got a sick sense of humor.

Lesbian QOTD:
I didn't give up sex, I just gave up premature ejaculation.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
                -- Publilius Syrus

Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Let him choose out of my files, his projects to accomplish.
                -- Shakespeare, "Coriolanus"