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I despise the pleasure of pleasing people whom I despise.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  342 of 2327

I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.  I don't see why
I should have to believe in it in this one.
                -- Strange de Jim
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  343 of 2327

I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! Can't prove anything!
                -- Bart Simpson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  344 of 2327

I didn't get sophisticated -- I just got tired.
But maybe that's what sophisticated is -- being tired.
                -- Rita Gain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  345 of 2327

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  346 of 2327

I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions.
The curtain was up.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  347 of 2327

"I didn't order any WOO-WOO...  Maybe a YUBBA...  But no WOO-WOO!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  348 of 2327

I disagree with what you say, but will defend
to the death your right to tell such LIES!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  349 of 2327

I distrust a close-mouthed man.  He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things.  Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice.  Now, sir, we'll talk if you like.  I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  350 of 2327

I distrust a man who says when.  If he's got to be careful not to drink
too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
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