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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  511 of 2327

I haven't lost my mind; I know exactly where I left it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  512 of 2327

I hear the sound that the machines make,
and feel my heart break, just for a moment.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  513 of 2327

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  514 of 2327

I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very
interesting: a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell
more than he knows.
                -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  515 of 2327

I hold it, that a little rebellion, now and then, is a good thing...
                -- Thomas Jefferson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  516 of 2327

I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lips,
I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips,
My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here,
But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir.

The night you died I cut it off, I really don't know why,
For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie,
I'm sorry now I killed you, our love was something fine,
So until they come to get me I will hold your hand in mine.

                -- Tom Lehrer, "I Hold Your Hand In Mine"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  517 of 2327

I hope you're not pretending to be evil while
secretly being good.  That would be dishonest.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  518 of 2327

I just asked myself... what would John DeLorean do?
                -- Raoul Duke
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  519 of 2327

I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke.
I think I saw God.
                -- B. Hathrume Duk
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  520 of 2327

I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels].
He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial
and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I
ever needed one.  Needless to say, I readily agreed.
                -- Thomas King Forcade, publisher of "High Times"
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