Freebsd Fortunes 4

I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke.
I think I saw God.
                -- B. Hathrume Duk

I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels].
He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial
and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I
ever needed one.  Needless to say, I readily agreed.
                -- Thomas King Forcade, publisher of "High Times"

I just got out of the hospital after a
speed reading accident.  I hit a bookmark.
                -- S. Wright

I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
                -- Casey Stengel

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
                -- Bill Hoest

"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
                -- Arturo Toscanini

I knew her before she was a virgin.
                -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day

I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off...
If I could just remember what it was.

I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better
take one along that worked.
                -- Raymond Chandler