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I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke.
I think I saw God.
-- B. Hathrume Duk
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I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels].
He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial
and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I
ever needed one. Needless to say, I readily agreed.
-- Thomas King Forcade, publisher of "High Times"
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I just got out of the hospital after a
speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
-- S. Wright
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I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
-- Casey Stengel
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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest
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"I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
"Did you ever see a doctor?"
"No, just spots."
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini
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I knew her before she was a virgin.
-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
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I *knew* I had some reason for not logging you off...
If I could just remember what it was.
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I knew one thing: as soon as anyone said you didn't need a gun, you'd better
take one along that worked.
-- Raymond Chandler