| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 872 of 2327 |
If bankers can count, how come they have
eight windows and only four tellers?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 873 of 2327 |
If Beethoven's Seventh Symphony is not by
some means abridged, it will soon fall into disuse.
-- Philip Hale, Boston music critic, 1837
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 874 of 2327 |
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 875 of 2327 |
If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing
but illegal purposes.
-- J. Edgar Hoover
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 876 of 2327 |
If Carter is the answer, it must have been a VERY silly question.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 877 of 2327 |
If Christianity was morality, Socrates would be the Saviour.
-- William Blake
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 878 of 2327 |
If clear thinking created sparks, we could safely store dynamite in James
Watt's office.
-- Wayne Shannon
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 879 of 2327 |
If coke is a joke, I'm waiting around for the next line.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 880 of 2327 |
If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will
serve us right.
-- Alistair Cooke
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 881 of 2327 |
If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?
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