Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 23, 2006

All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing...
All my friends are getting married, Yes, they're all growing old, They're all staying home on the weekend, They're all doing what they're told.

Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.
Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.

A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you...
A New York City judge ruled that if two women behind you at the movies insist on discussing the probable outcome of the film, you have the right to turn around and blow a Bronx cheer at them.