Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday January 20, 2006

Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits,...
Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture...
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Laurie Anderson

The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.
The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.

There are in this country two very large monopolies...
There are in this country two very large monopolies. The larger of the two has the following record: The Vietnam War, Watergate, double-digit inflation, fuel and energy shortages, bankrupt airlines, and the 8-cent postcard. The second is responsible...

It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact...
It's odd, and a little unsettling, to reflect upon the fact that English is the only major language in which "I" is capitalized; in many other languages "You" is capitalized and the "i" is lower case. --...

Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval,...
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way. -- Alan J. Perlis

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. --...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph

The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.
The best thing that comes out of Iowa is I-80.

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through...
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when...
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft

Love IS what it's cracked up to be.
Love IS what it's cracked up to be.

Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery
Love is being stupid together. -- Paul Valery

The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to...
The giraffe you thought you offended last week is willing to be nuzzled today.

The heart is wiser than the intellect.
The heart is wiser than the intellect.

The little pieces of my life I give to you, with love, to make...
The little pieces of my life I give to you, with love, to make a quilt to keep away the cold.