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1) X=Y ; Given 2) X^2=XY ...
1) X=Y ; Given 2) X^2=XY ; Multiply both sides by X 3) X^2-Y^2=XY-Y^2 ; Subtract Y^2 from both sides 4) (X+Y)(X-Y)=Y(X-Y) ; Factor 5) X+Y=Y ; Cancel out (X-Y)...

Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)
Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)

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