Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 1, 2007

Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness...
Happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion.

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal...
Immature artists imitate, mature artists steal. -- Lionel Trilling

Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal. --...
Immature poets imitate, mature poets steal. -- T.S. Eliot, "Philip Massinger"

Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light...
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.

One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that,...
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid...