Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday October 21, 2007

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a...
The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine.