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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday October 19, 2007


'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish...
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves And as in uffish thought he stood Did gyre and gimble in the wabe. The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame All mimsy were the borogroves Came whuffling through the tulgey wood And the mome raths outgrabe...

The great nations have always acted like gangsters and...
The great nations have always acted like gangsters and the small nations like prostitutes. -- Stanley Kubrick

To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.

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