Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 3, 2007

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.

There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first...
There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first piece of tail. He shoved in his pole, But in the wrong hole, And a voice from beneath yelled: "No sale!"

"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain...
"It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it." -- Henry Allen

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.