Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 29, 2007
I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best... I GUESS OF ALL MY UNCLES, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him
Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat
one of us. Later, we found out he was a bear.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday October 29, 2007