| Humor: Wednesday October 17, 2007 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 17, 2007The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of...
The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy. This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This... This land is made of mountains, This land is made of mud, This land has lots of everything, For me and Elmer Fudd. This land has lots of trousers, This land has lots of mousers, And pussycats to eat them When the sun goes down. A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If... A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?" After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again."... All that you touch, And all you create,... All that you touch, And all you create, All that you see, And all you destroy, All that you taste, All that you do, All you feel, And all you say, And all that... Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote Facts are the enemy of truth. -- Don Quixote Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday October 17, 2007
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