Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday October 25, 2007

-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin. -- Members of...
-- Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minikin. -- Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. -- Surveillance should precede saltation. -- Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. -- It is fruitless to become lachrymose over...

A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!
A hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong!

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence...
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H.L. Mencken

Where's SANDY DUNCAN?
Where's SANDY DUNCAN?

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing...
Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him. - Fyodor Dostoevski

The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours...
The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.