Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 13, 2012

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let...
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were...
There once was a floozie named Annie Whose prices were cosy--but cannie: A buck for a fuck, Fifty cents for a suck, And a dime for a feel of her fanny.

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.