Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday July 27, 2012

There once was a pretty young Mrs. Whose tearful but short...
There once was a pretty young Mrs. Whose tearful but short story thrs. Her mind lost its grasp - Now she thinks she's an asp And just sits in the corner and hrs.

Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer...
Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand...
Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.