Humor: Best of Fortunes for the month of March, 2012

History proves nothing.
History proves nothing.

You dialed 5483.
You dialed 5483.

If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?

At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on...
At least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand. -- J.B. White

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy...
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they become soggy and hard to light. Do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than...
If you meet somebody who tells you that he loves you more than anybody in the whole wide world, don't trust him. It means he experiments.

If your bread is stale, make toast.
If your bread is stale, make toast.

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours...
In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. -- Dr. Laurence J. Peter

It's difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame.
It's difficult to see the picture when you are inside the frame.

Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.
Logic is a pretty flower that smells bad.