Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 2, 2014

Alex Haley was adopted!
Alex Haley was adopted!

There once was a lifeguard named Lee Who rescued a girl from...
There once was a lifeguard named Lee Who rescued a girl from the sea She asked how to pay, And he said "Try this way, Go down for the third time on me."

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform...
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.