Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday September 5, 2014

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats...
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein -- it rejects it. -- P. Medawar

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

You will be successful in love.
You will be successful in love.

Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away, Looking at me, I...
Sometimes I feel like I'm fading away, Looking at me, I got nothin' to say. Don't make me angry with the things games that you play, Either light up or leave me alone.

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or...
Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle Or as finished as it seems in the end.