Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday September 11, 2014

"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell...
"Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!"

There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning...
There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew.