Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 12, 2015

Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.
Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only it's his light bulb when he's done.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people...
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.