Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday November 7, 2015

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young lady named Ransom Who was raped three times...
There was a young lady named Ransom Who was raped three times in a hansom When she cried out for more Said a voice from the floor, "My name, ma'am, is Simpson, not Samson

Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against...
Let us go then you and I while the night is laid out against the sky like a smear of mustard on an old pork pie. "Nice poem Tom. I have ideas for changes though, why not come over?" -- Ezra