Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 17, 2015

A wood-fetish busboy named Gable Is rapid, is thorough,...
A wood-fetish busboy named Gable Is rapid, is thorough, is able; But when everything's cleared, He gives way to the weird, As he lovingly busses each table.

We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't...
We don't understand the software, and sometimes we don't understand the hardware, but we can *see* the blinking lights!

Latin is a language, As dead as can be. First it killed...
Latin is a language, As dead as can be. First it killed the Romans, And now it's killing me.